Saturday, May 29, 2010

Ford CEO/analyst won't address reports of Mercury demise

Ford CEO/analyst won't address reports of Mercury demise
Meeting with reporters on Friday, Ford's manager of sales analysis George Pipas pulled a banana out of his pocket and asked the nine reporters there what it was he held in his hand.

Drive On suggested it was, possibly, a new fangled cellphone? (My cellular, bananular phone.)

No, Pipas said. It was the banana he was going to use to feed the invisible gorilla in the room. The one sitting atop a Mercury Mariner smashing it to pieces.


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